one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )

Affiliation With AKA
Hello, after speaking with the 3 owners of Alpha Knight Academy, they have agreed to affiliate with us. Hopefully, this will mean we can get more members and people who can test, meaning more recruitment can take place, etc.. I wish them the best of luck, and I look forward to a prosperous partnership.

Sorry guys I haven't been there in "ages" but I'm back. Well kinda.
I might try to post a fun stuff within the next few days.
Also, can't wait for necloths and spirit beasts ^^
Also school starts soon for me and when it does I won't have much time at all. I could be on like one day a week. Still better than nothing like the past few days I guess.

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Did jew really... ?

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The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
"it"
O_O

O_O

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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The only way to spell "incorrectly" incorrectly is to spell it incorrectly :<

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Dark humor is like food. Some people don't have it.

I'd call you a monster, but I don't want to insult the cards. (Yugioh pun)

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How do you call sodomy with a dinosaur ?
Tearanusorass sex

Having a pokemon pun in this topic would be... onix-pected

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How did your acupuncture session go ?
-Perfect ! She really did a good jab.

moo moo moo?
-moo mooo moo moo xD

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

i dont know what you mean by that :I

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A good pun is its own reword.

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A nurse to a patient : "Now all we have to do is take a little blood sample"

And the patient as the nurse is about to perform the needlestick : "Oh God no !"

[pussy] The nurse : "Hey, do not use the Lord's name in vein Wink

"

[good girl nurse]

[sorry, I'm tired and uninspired :<]

I don't get it @_@

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunatick

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MATURE CONTENT O_O

Actually, I was about to post an awesome sex pun butt oh well, fuck it

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How often do you like chemical jokes ?
Periodically.

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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it when the time came.