one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )

Affiliation With AKA
Hello, after speaking with the 3 owners of Alpha Knight Academy, they have agreed to affiliate with us. Hopefully, this will mean we can get more members and people who can test, meaning more recruitment can take place, etc.. I wish them the best of luck, and I look forward to a prosperous partnership.

Sorry guys I haven't been there in "ages" but I'm back. Well kinda.
I might try to post a fun stuff within the next few days.
Also, can't wait for necloths and spirit beasts ^^
Also school starts soon for me and when it does I won't have much time at all. I could be on like one day a week. Still better than nothing like the past few days I guess.

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What does a casket say to a sick casket ?

Is that you coffin ?

:]]]

What does a soda call his dad?

Pop

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

... this is the greatest thing ever.

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here's one for the ladies
what's the fastest way to a mans heart?
...a sharp knife through the chest Very Happy

I hope all of these are pun-intentional...

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mine wasnt but it was a joke nonetheless Very Happy

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Without geometry, life is pointless.

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no pointless just makes a lot less sense

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It was a pun...
And here is another one Very Happy

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

What do you call a tree that speaks in Rhymes?

Poet-tree

here is one:

what did the doktor say to the midget?

"you just have to be a little patient" Laughing

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I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill. (the drill O_O)

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I'm glad I know sign language it comes in handy

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Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience :<

I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer, and then it hit me.

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You are here to kill me,aren't you ?
You are dead rigth.

Don't jump in front of a car
You'll get tired.

these jokes really do make my day Razz

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I'm so board, I really wish something fun wood come along :<

And since i think i missed one day, one bonus :]

A butcher to a chicken : "Nice to meat you"

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

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MST negates

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A three year old boy in the bath. He looks at his testicles and asks his mom :
"Mum, is this my brain ?
-Not yet."

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An ion to another :

"I lost an electron.

-Are you positive ?"

If a train 1 mile long is struck by a lightning bolt as the back of it, how long does it take to kill the driver, provided he's a good conductor?