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Hello, after speaking with the 3 owners of Alpha Knight Academy, they have agreed to affiliate with us. Hopefully, this will mean we can get more members and people who can test, meaning more recruitment can take place, etc.. I wish them the best of luck, and I look forward to a prosperous partnership.

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I'm back guys
Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:38 pm by Why so serious ?
Sorry guys I haven't been there in "ages" but I'm back. Well kinda.
I might try to post a fun stuff within the next few days.
Also, can't wait for necloths and spirit beasts ^^
Also school starts soon for me and when it does I won't have much time at all. I could be on like one day a week. Still better than nothing like the past few days I guess.

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This time for sure (playlist and points)
Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:43 am by Why so serious ?
So now we actually finally have a playlist.

The rules (which are subject to change, I still haven't talk to Lryu about it) :
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-If 5 people want the same song to be removed, we'll have a vote poll in which only one of these persons can vote (anyone) and where the one who submitted the song cannot.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:15 am

Working is such a task :<

But really, I have been very busy with school lately, hence my absence :/
And also dante, I tried, but I really didn't get it :<
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:40 pm

Jokes are like frogs; if you have to disect it, it's not clever.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:57 am

Isn't it, "jokes are like frogs, if you disect them, you understand them, but they are dead" ?
Unless there is a pun I once again didn't see :<

Random pun : Brad Pitt makes Angelina jolly :]


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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:06 pm

THE PROPER ONE IS "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process"

also - A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:56 pm

Oh right :<
And I love this one xD
And, hmmm, did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener :]
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:21 pm

Random chick and her social netwerk

https://i.imgur.com/NolCGBc.gif
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:20 pm

Do you actually not know who that is?
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:35 am

Oh I do :< Random chick was just the first combination of words that came to my mind for the pun.
But let's face it though, Miley Cyrus isn't the most relevant person anyways :<
And What you can buy for a dollar these days is absolute noncents. As noncents as Miley :<
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:03 pm

Terry is a nice person.

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 pm

What do you do for a sick chemist? First you try to helium. If you can't helium, you try to curiam. And if you can't curiam, you bariam.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:09 am


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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:37 pm

Pssh, the first one os the best, and will always be.
And for once, a joke in french, because I love muh country :<

Dans une classe, en Egypte antique.
Un professeur dicte à ses élèves, futurs scribes, un texte sur la grandeur des pharaons.
"Le pharaon se tenait, viril,..."
Un élève lève alors la main :
"Monsieur, viril, ça s'écrit avec une ou deux couilles ?"

Trust me, it is an excellent joke, but I don't know how well or how bad google trad would translate it. If I am not too lazy, I'll translate it myself later :<

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:47 pm

In a class in ancient Egypt.
A teacher tells his students, future scribes, a text on the greatness of the pharaohs.
"The Pharaoh stood, manly, ..."
A student then raises his hand:
"Sir, manly, it's spelled with one or two balls?"

Yeah, I think you can translate it better : p.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:35 pm

Nah, its pretty accurate ^^
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:45 pm

My favorite Vine that he has;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y08JYj3Rw04

Santa Clause will one day rise up...
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:27 am

Nah, infernity players be like still better and the best :<
Also, I didn't get this one :<
Also, https://imgur.com/gallery/Hdvzp1g :<

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:03 pm

"I'm a frayed not" is a play on words. A frayed not is what the picture is; a knot that is worn at the end. It also sounds like "I'm afraid not", so he's saying it's not a funny comic. And this leads right too...

A joke is like a frog; if you have to dissect it, it's life is over.
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:27 am

I understand the jokes I send ^^
And we already went though this : "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process".
The one I didn't get was "Santa Clause will one day rise up...", and it was a frayed knot, not a frayed not Razz

https://imgur.com/gallery/qtKBInz :]

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:00 pm

I literrally just got it :<

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:40 pm

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:37 pm

Did he switch to bread instead?
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:03 am

God said to me : "Come forth and receive eternal life", but I came fifth and only won a toaster :<
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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:06 pm

And, hmm, should I ? Oh, who cares ?

What do priests and McDonald have in common ?

They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.

Sorry :<


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PostSubject: Re: one lil' joke :< (and many moar (-b^_^)-b )   Sat Jun 21, 2014 2:50 pm

You are carrying a house ? Man, you must be pretty strong.
-Hmm ? Not really. It's a lighthouse :<

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